I finally managed to get in touch with that girl with the really cool journal, www.fearandrandomwumph.motime.com and she was really nice like I thought. Very funny. You don't get many people like that, you know who write well and are funny in real life. I asked her what her favourite joke was and she said this; " What did the cowboys say when they saw the indians coming?" I didn't know and didn't attempt to guess. she told me the answer; " Look there's the indians coming." So simple, yet I fo...

Ryan's finally stopped eating custard and is now on a campaign to get it eradicated from earth. He has penned a letter to the head of pretty much every custard creating organisation demanding that the evils of this food be explained. You see, he's happy again because he's got another gig. Someone saw his set the other night and asked if he'd like to play in their club and of course he accepted. Why is custard yellow anyway? What is it? I think I'll join in his campaign, I'm suspicious of it t...

Ryan is so mad at the moment. A well known corporate custard making authority wrote back a reply to his rant about it being evil and his campaign against it and sent, a complementary tin of custard. Crazy. He says he's going to send it back and couldn't believe how cheeky they were. He says they wrote about how they were not able to completely breakdown the contents of their custard but the ingrediants are listed on the tin. They also tried to assure them that they were not evil but they were...

Ugh. I'm collapsing inside, everything is crumblier than Rome, honestly. Was at one of Ryan's gigs last night and consumed copious amounts of Jack Daniels and a few cocktails. Believe there may have been some shots involved. Feel very very bad, but please no sympathy. I am destroying myself, but i had my fun. One of our friends, Dan, went out in a spiderman costume. I still have no idea why, and you know, i didn't even ask. Anyway, we were on our way over to my friend Lisa's work,(she...

Spent all weekend phoning up pet cemetary's due to the fact that one of my mothers ferrets died. Why did she have to call me for help? We hardly ever talk then one of the damned things kicks the bucket and I have to deal with it. As usual, Ryan won't help me out. He's cut our mother out of his life completely, won't even say her name at times, just calls her it, her, she or loony. As the daughter though, I feel guilty, like i got to do something although we completely despise one another. I r...

Finally found a cemetary that'll take my mother's ferret and now she won't even speak to me. I've been calling her, I've been to her house, everything. She's off the rails. I went to her friends house (which smells disgusting, like eggs) and she told me that my mother doesn't want to speak to me anymore, I didn't love her ferret anyway and what's the use in me pretending like I do. I didn't even want to in the first place, and I never pretended to like the damned thing. Doesn't matter. Then h...

Got the weirdest crank call ever last night. Normally when people crank call you they either, stay silent, scream or say something illegible(actually that isn't the right word, you have unreadable, but is unhearable a word? Let me know if you know the word, I'm not an english genius.) but this one was just strange. It was a ticking, a clock sound. I could hear it going, then it wound and clicked and then chimed for the time, 5am. Then they hung up. The phone went again five seconds later an...

Frank has broken his arm. And he blames me. And i would feel guilty but I didn't do anything. Honest. I might have put his big heavy encyclopedic like books on god knows what on a very high shelf causing him to stretch up to get them and in some freak accident like way, cause the breakage(that isn't a word is it?) of his arm. Now he says I have to be his slave. It's that being responsible for someone's life if you save them thing reversed kinda. Ok, it's nothing like that but how can he blam...

Hi, I'm in good spirits today, perhaps that JD and coke or the ones following the first make me feel like this. I don't know. Perhaps I am just secretly a happy person who has burst out today, mmm...makes you think. Ryan's gig was so good the other day. A major brawl broke out right in the middle of his set and he stopped playing, seriously mad and yelled at all these guys to chill. He just broke into a rant about how everybody should just love each other and stop fighti...

Whoops. I borrowed Frank's car and got a speeding ticket. So typical of me. He's mad. Don't know why because it's not like he's gonna pay the fine, it's me who has to do it but he says it tarnishes his reputation. Whatever. I apologised, in fact i feel really bad about it. I hate Frank being mad at me hence I baked him a huge cake to say sorry. Frank loves my cake. Says it's even better than his mama's and Frank's mama is such a little sweetheart. I love her soooo much. I love going over to h...

I sat around today and watched the movie " The Virgin Suicides", because I'm going to my new work later. I love that movie, I love how it was filmed, like the colours, the sun glare. Reminds me for some reason of this holiday me and Ry took to Florida on a crazy whim. It was so sunny and despite the two of us being young and independant and alone, I felt like such a little uninhibited kid. Maybe that's where I'm going on that surprise vacation Ry's got planned for us, he still hasn't said any...