Finally found a cemetary that'll take my mother's ferret and now she won't even speak to me. I've been calling her, I've been to her house, everything. She's off the rails. I went to her friends house (which smells disgusting, like eggs) and she told me that my mother doesn't want to speak to me anymore, I didn't love her ferret anyway and what's the use in me pretending like I do. I didn't even want to in the first place, and I never pretended to like the damned thing. Doesn't matter. Then had to phone the cemetary and explain why the funeral was called off. They weren't amused, definately thought I was extracting the urine. Whoops.
Frank made me go shopping with him today. I hate shopping but said he needed woman's advice, as we have great taste(apparently). I don't know why he asked me, he's definately more of a woman than I'll ever be. Anyway, spent all day dragged around shops, only for him to complain when I start to enjoy myself. You see this hot guy started talking to me, his name was Jaime and Frank got all annoyed and chased the guy away. When I asked him why he said it was because he felt annoyed that some guy felt that he could come up and take his girl away from him when he was out shopping. Of course I protested saying I wasn't his girlfriend, but he said that wasn't the point, the point was the guy must have thought we were dating and must have thought he was better than him. I told him he had issues and made him buy lunch to pay me back.
It all ended up good though because later on at work I got hit on again. Now this guy is really cute, mid-length messy brown hair, brown eyes, chunky. Men should be chunky. Not fat, not thin, chunky. I good hugging size. A nice size to protect and make a woman feel safe. Not that she isn't independant, but anyway, he is very cute and he asked me out and I gave him my number. I only got home about 15mins ago and he'd already left a message on my answering machine. Lovely. I'm not a fan on long term serious relationships, in fact I've never properly had one because the guys always end up coming on too heavy and move things too fast. My longest relationship has only been just about a month because of it. I thought it was supposed to be women who wanted to settle down. Strange how different my attitude is to Ryan's. He's always moaning about a girl, his soulmate whoever she is out there. As does Frank, who is still on about his ex. People come on! Let's all be rock n' roll and promiscuous again, it'll be more fun!