Ugh. I'm collapsing inside, everything is crumblier than Rome, honestly. Was at one of Ryan's gigs last night and consumed copious amounts of Jack Daniels and a few cocktails. Believe there may have been some shots involved. Feel very very bad, but please no sympathy. I am destroying myself, but i had my fun. One of our friends, Dan, went out in a spiderman costume. I still have no idea why, and you know, i didn't even ask. Anyway, we were on our way over to my friend Lisa's work,(she...

Ryan is so mad at the moment. A well known corporate custard making authority wrote back a reply to his rant about it being evil and his campaign against it and sent, a complementary tin of custard. Crazy. He says he's going to send it back and couldn't believe how cheeky they were. He says they wrote about how they were not able to completely breakdown the contents of their custard but the ingrediants are listed on the tin. They also tried to assure them that they were not evil but they were...

Ryan's finally stopped eating custard and is now on a campaign to get it eradicated from earth. He has penned a letter to the head of pretty much every custard creating organisation demanding that the evils of this food be explained. You see, he's happy again because he's got another gig. Someone saw his set the other night and asked if he'd like to play in their club and of course he accepted. Why is custard yellow anyway? What is it? I think I'll join in his campaign, I'm suspicious of it t...

I finally managed to get in touch with that girl with the really cool journal, www.fearandrandomwumph.motime.com and she was really nice like I thought. Very funny. You don't get many people like that, you know who write well and are funny in real life. I asked her what her favourite joke was and she said this; " What did the cowboys say when they saw the indians coming?" I didn't know and didn't attempt to guess. she told me the answer; " Look there's the indians coming." So simple, yet I fo...

So, work was slow yesterday. The reason I know is that my rubber band ball has expanded so considerably that even Mary commented on it. Mary never speaks. She just doodles on her order slips and writes little random notes. The last one I saw had "spare no expense" written across the top of it. I haven't seen another one since. Went to this little cellar bar thing for lunch with Frank. There was this Vonda Shepard like woman singing the blues, it was awful. Cheesy. I didn't stay for ...

My whole life everyone has asked me, is that your real name? Well, yes, it is. My name is Scarlett Addams, it's not completely conventional but it'll do. This is my blog, the day to day thoughts, ramblings, and actions that myself and probably on occassion the actions of my twin brother Ryan. You have a twin brother, being the amazed second question of most people who I come into contact with. Yes, i have a twin. His name is Ryan. We do not look alike on account of testosterone. Anyw...